Suspicious Tortoise

A family of tortoise went on a picnic. They packed food and set out to a place they had selected… behind the hills. When they reached the spot, they unpacked their picnic basket. They realized they had forgotten to bring salt. Food without salt is tasteless. They had a conference to decide who should go…

How to win a street fight?

There once was a famous swordsman in Japan. One time, he was sleeping on a boat crossing a river, when a drunken brute was harassing the other passengers. The swordsman asked the brute to quiet down so he could sleep. The brute took insult to that and demanded a duel to the death. The swordsman…